Welcome to Dětenice!

Trochu jsem si pro školní účely (vytvoření turistického letáku) poupravil údaje ohledně Dětenic. Učitelka se pobavila.

!!! COME TO THE CASTLE OF DĚTENICE AND EXPERIENCE A VERY OLD-FASHIONED LIFE !!! 

Are you tired of spending your weekends in the dull, always the same modern pub with football on the plasma tv, good-looking waitresses and bad-looking drunkards? Why not to try something new, then? And when we say new, we in fact mean old, literally medieval!

BACK TO THE MIDDLE-AGES

Tavern of the Seven Blind Travellers
Eat as you never did! Eat medieval!

• Authentic 13th century recipes.
• Authentic 12th century feasts, try beating our portions with your family.
• Authentic 11th century staff (you won't be able to tell their age)
• Authentic medieval manners. Don ' t worry if duellers jump on your table with their swords drawn, or if you don ' t understands a word of what the staff says.
• Know what you eat: choose your dinner while it ' s still alive and walks freely amongs the tables. We have a wide range of chickens, pigs, goats and sheeps to kill, gut and roast on the spot for your pleasure and appetite!

Sleeping on hay
After such a exhausting day, you ' ll surely be looking forward to falling on anything softer than the floor and get some rest. Don ' t worry, we won ' t let you sleep on hay with rats and bugs, our castle ' s equipped with nice bedrooms furnished in the most authentic medieval style. You ' ll sleep like a king!
Our accommodation is divided according to the visitors' social class and size of his gold bag.

• If you truly deserve to be treated as a king, we ' ve got the most luxurious bedroom ready for you. A bed with skies and a lady to keep it warm for you, and even your own bath and toilet.
• For less noble but not poor visitors, we have the room where Baron Prášil used to stay.
• The middle-class will be honoured with a normal bedroom – bed and clean sheets are assured, you ' ll just have to lit the fireplace by yourself.
• The least luxury belongs to those who wish to experience the real medieval poverty. Though the hay is bug and rat-free, it still is just a pile in the stables. Sleep like a horse.

Visit our wonderful medieval castle and feel like a real middle-aged citizen!