Turistický průvodce

Fiktivní leták sdělující Anglánům, jaké jsou české zvyky a jak se vyhnout trapasům při setkání s Čechy. Pravda, leták vypadá spíš jak poučka pro děti z první třídy, ale taková je bohužel realita.

CZECH REPUBLIC: A CLEAN AND HOSPITABLE COUNTRY

Are you planning a holiday in Prague, the so called Paris of the East?

Then you should know a few things about Czech customs.

Greetings
- Czechs are not French. Don't try to kiss or hug a person you've just met. You could end up tasting their punch rather than their lips.
- A handshake is expected, though.
- Handshaking's also a way to say goodbye.

Hospitality
- Czech people are famous for their hospitality. Although you're always expected to pay your spending in pubs and restaurants, never draw out the wallet if you're explicitly invited for a drink.
- In case of a domestic visit, take off your shoes.
- Coffee, tea and snacks are always provided. You'll probably be invited to stay for dinner or lunch as well.
- Czechs are also famous for their friendly approach towards alcohol, especially beer. There must be a serious reason for refusing a drink (dying from liver cirrhosis is an acceptable one).
- Bring a bottle of alcohol if invited to a party (unless it's taking place in a pub, which is most likely).

Behaviour in public
Certain customs, normal in Britain, are unacceptable if not barbaric for Czech citizens:
- Never drop rubbish on the pavement nor on public transport! Keeping it until you find a bin won't kill you.
- Never put your feet on seats on public transport!
- Never play music aloud on public transport!
- Never smoke on public transport!
- Don't stand blocking the doors on public transport. People need to get out of and into the vehicle.
- Let elderly people and pregnant women sit on public transport.
Take these advices seriously and you won't be considered a redneck!